Send them a message.

Anonymous passive-aggressive gifting for people who hold grudges professionally. Pick a gift. Write a note. We deliver it. They'll never know it was you.

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The Collection

Curated for maximum pettiness. Minimum accountability.

The Glitter Envelope

$12.99

A letter-sized envelope packed with ultra-fine glitter. Opens like a normal letter. The glitter never leaves. Ever. They'll find it in their carpet in 2031.

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The "This Meeting Could've Been An Email" Candle

$19.99

A beautifully wrapped candle that smells like wasted time. Perfect for that coworker who schedules 90-minute syncs to read their own slides aloud.

🍦

The Disappointment Box

$14.99

A fancy gift box. Beautiful wrapping. Inside: a single piece of hard candy from 2019 and a note that says "You earned this." The unboxing experience they deserve.

📜

The Passive-Aggressive Self-Help Book

$24.99

A real, actual self-help book on a topic chosen just for them. Options include "Setting Boundaries," "Why Nobody Likes You," and "Emotional Intelligence for Beginners."

🎤

The Singing Telegram (But Worse)

$29.99

We send them a link to a custom AI-generated song about their most annoying habit. Auto-plays. Can't be muted for 10 seconds. Shareable.

🦸

The Single Sock

$9.99

One sock. Just one. Not a pair. A single, aggressively normal white sock in a gift box. The note inside says "Thought of you." Nothing else.

💌

The "Congrats On Being Average" Card

$11.99

A premium greeting card with gold foil lettering that reads "Congrats on being completely, unremarkably average." Comes with a matching envelope.

🎉

The Confetti Bomb

$16.99

A spring-loaded tube disguised as a normal package. Opens it, confetti everywhere. Not glitter-level permanent, but enough to ruin a Tuesday.

How It Works

01

Pick Your Weapon

Browse our carefully curated collection of passive-aggressive gifts.

02

Write Your Note

Craft the perfect anonymous message. Be creative. Be petty. Be you.

03

Enter Their Address

Tell us where to send it. We handle the rest. Your identity stays secret.

04

Watch From Afar

Sit back and enjoy the quiet satisfaction of anonymous pettiness.

Frequently Asked

Is this legal?

Absolutely. Everything we send is a legitimate gift. There's no law against being passive-aggressive. We checked. Twice.

Can they find out who sent it?

Nope. We don't include any sender information. We don't share customer data. As far as the recipient knows, the universe just decided they needed a single sock.

What if I want to send one to myself?

We don't judge. Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you're average. Self-spite is valid.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently US only. Pettiness knows no borders, but shipping rates do. International coming soon.

What if they love it?

Then you accidentally gave someone joy. We're sorry. Try the glitter envelope next time.

Can I include my own items?

Not yet. We're working on a "BYOS" (Bring Your Own Spite) program. Stay tuned.