Anonymous passive-aggressive gifting for people who hold grudges professionally. Pick a gift. Write a note. We deliver it. They'll never know it was you.
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Curated for maximum pettiness. Minimum accountability.
A letter-sized envelope packed with ultra-fine glitter. Opens like a normal letter. The glitter never leaves. Ever. They'll find it in their carpet in 2031.
A beautifully wrapped candle that smells like wasted time. Perfect for that coworker who schedules 90-minute syncs to read their own slides aloud.
A fancy gift box. Beautiful wrapping. Inside: a single piece of hard candy from 2019 and a note that says "You earned this." The unboxing experience they deserve.
A real, actual self-help book on a topic chosen just for them. Options include "Setting Boundaries," "Why Nobody Likes You," and "Emotional Intelligence for Beginners."
We send them a link to a custom AI-generated song about their most annoying habit. Auto-plays. Can't be muted for 10 seconds. Shareable.
One sock. Just one. Not a pair. A single, aggressively normal white sock in a gift box. The note inside says "Thought of you." Nothing else.
A premium greeting card with gold foil lettering that reads "Congrats on being completely, unremarkably average." Comes with a matching envelope.
A spring-loaded tube disguised as a normal package. Opens it, confetti everywhere. Not glitter-level permanent, but enough to ruin a Tuesday.
Browse our carefully curated collection of passive-aggressive gifts.
Craft the perfect anonymous message. Be creative. Be petty. Be you.
Tell us where to send it. We handle the rest. Your identity stays secret.
Sit back and enjoy the quiet satisfaction of anonymous pettiness.
Absolutely. Everything we send is a legitimate gift. There's no law against being passive-aggressive. We checked. Twice.
Nope. We don't include any sender information. We don't share customer data. As far as the recipient knows, the universe just decided they needed a single sock.
We don't judge. Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you're average. Self-spite is valid.
Currently US only. Pettiness knows no borders, but shipping rates do. International coming soon.
Then you accidentally gave someone joy. We're sorry. Try the glitter envelope next time.
Not yet. We're working on a "BYOS" (Bring Your Own Spite) program. Stay tuned.